Charmin, that prodigious purveyor of butt-wipe paper, gives us much to ponder.
Their long-running animated series of a mother bear (s'pose it could be a dad of sorts, though the mammal is genitalia-less so it's tough to tell) teaching a cub the intricacies of wiping one's arse.
While a bear may indeed dump in the woods, Procter & Gamble wants us to believe the creature prefers something other than a few leaves to wipe up or simply 'drag butt' in the grass (much like doggie's do).
Evidently, this bear not only uses toilet tissue, his buttocks provides the perfect canvas for Charmin's superiority to Brand X. To wit: This phenomenal toilet paper does not shred or break apart when dragged through the soiled nether region of an uncoordinated wild animal. I mean what self-respecting bear would walk around with particles of paper peppering his posterior?
Well, if it can withstand a bear's bare ass, then I gotta get me some of that.
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